On January 17, our brave* Bella moves from the bright sun of Phoenix to the sparkle-reducing clouds of Forks, there to consider the implications of immortality as no one had before.***Well, I say 'brave' but Katniss could kick her ass any day of the week, so maybe I should skip over this part.
**Well, except for Winnie Foster in Tuck Everlasting. Who is ten years old.
How to Commemorate
- Use forks for every meal. Yes, even sandwiches.
- Decide with your significant other who is the "stupid lamb" or the "sadistic Lion."
- Play baseball.
Works Cited
Twilight
