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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Alien/s Day



LV426 (hence, April 26) is the original name of Acheron, a moon 39 light years from Earth. Though having no indigenous inhabitants, Acheron eventually came to house a human colony and a species of vicious aliens …who would repeatedly get their asses handed to them by Ellen Ripley.

How to Commemorate:
·         Use a forklift.
·         Shave your head.
·         Watch the movies.
·         Get a pair of Ripley’s alien-crushing shoes (special release by Reebok).






Monday, April 25, 2016

The Perfect Date

Today is widely recognized as the perfect date (courtesy of Miss Congeniality) because it is "not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket."

How to Commemorate:
Go outside.
Wear a light jacket.
Be congenial and smile big.

Miss Congeniality. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0212346/

Friday, April 22, 2016

Nothing happened, and it keeps happening. Or, everything happens at once. (aka, The Doctor dies.)

There are points in time that cannot be changed no matter how we try to avoid them. Once such fixed point was the death of The Doctor at Lake Silencio on April 22, 2011, (S1E13) but by choosing not to end his life, River Song caused a temporal paradox. When asked, later, to explain what happened, The Doctor said this:

"Nothing happened. And then it kept happening. Or, if you prefer, everything happened at once, and it won't ever stop. Time is dying. It's going to be 5:02 in the afternoon for all eternity. A needle stuck on a record."

How to Commemorate
  • Dress in space clothes.
  • Visit a lake and have a picnic (preferably, don't let someone die).
  • Wear a cowboy hat.
  • Use anachronisms. (Light a candle to see your laptop keyboard. Navigate to a historical marker by using GPS. Make a phone call from your smartphone.)


Thursday, April 21, 2016

Thrain sets out to retake Erebor

After Smaug evicted the dwarves from their home of Erebor, orcs later moved in and claimed the Lonely Mountain for their own. Thrain could not bear this, so he set out to retake Erebor on April 21st, leading the beginning of the war between orcs and dwarves.

How to Commemorate:
  • Retake something of your own
  • Visit a mountain
  • Later, go missing.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Buffy Meets Giles in the Sunnydale High School Library

Buffy Summers did not have a good history with schools, being the Slayer and all.  But when her mom moved to Sunnydale and enrolled Buffy for classes, Buffy got to meet her new Watcher, Rupert Giles.  And where was their central headquarters for training and for marshaling the fight against the forces of darkness?  The Library!

Confession: Giles is my favorite fictional librarian.  Yes, I have a list.

My favorite Giles quote: "Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a... it, uh, it has no texture, no context. It's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then the getting of knowledge should be tangible. It should be... smelly."

Thank you, Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

How to Commemorate:
  • Visit a library
  • Carry a cross with you (and maybe a wooden stick)
  • Patrol the neighborhood after dark
  • Slay a vampire.  You know, if you get the chance.
 

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Kvothe enters the archive for the first time



The Name of the Wind (by Patrick Rothfuss) follows the brilliant arcanist Kvothe from his idyllic/tragic childhood to his adulthood of seclusion.  Or he thinks he is in seclusion.  One of the primary turning points of his entire life takes place when Kvothe enrolls at the University, finally gaining entrance to the largest collection of books he has ever seen.

This book is a hallmark of fantasy literature, with amazing characters and intricate world-building to rival Tolkien.Seriously.

How to Commemorate:

  • Visit a library
  • Research an ancient, foreboding topic
  • Play a lute



Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Alcatraz infiltrates a library for the first time



Alcatraz versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson is the sort of book that is super terrific but you have trouble explaining to your friends.  Here is the blurb from Sanderson’s website.  

On his 13th birthday, Alcatraz, a foster child, gets a bag of sand in the mail which purports to be his “inheritance” sent from his father and mother. The Librarians, of course, immediately steal the bag of sand from him. This sparks a chain of events which leads Alcatraz to realize that his family is part of a group of freedom fighters who resist the Evil Librarians—the secret cult who actually rule the world. Alcatraz’s grandfather shows up and tows him off to infiltrate the downtown library to steal back the mystical bag of sand. The ensuing story involves talking dinosaurs, sentient romance novels, and a dungeon-like labyrinth hiding beneath the innocent-looking downtown library.

Why I love this book:

  • It’s hilarious and creative.
  • Eyeglasses play a prominent role in the story, and they are my favorite symbol in literature.
  • The role reversal of having librarians that are evil is so, just, totally opposite from what we really are. Really.

How to Commemorate: 

  • Visit a library
  • Break/destroy something (it's a superpower)
  • Arrive late for something (it's also a superpower)
  • Dance badly (yep, still a superpower)
  • Name something after a prison (because... well, you'll find out)



Monday, April 11, 2016

Gandalf learns the truth about the One Ring in the archive at Minas Tirith



In The Lord of the Rings, Gandalf suspects that Bilbo’s handy invisibility ring is in fact the (gasp!) Ring of Power worn by Sauron who used it to almost conquered Middle Earth.  But Gandalf wants to be sure.  So, like a good wizard, he does his research.  He leaves instructions with Frodo

Gandalf leaves Frodo to find out about the ring and returns nine years later (in the book).  (In the movie he returns in time to miss all the action and just catch up with the hobbits in Rivendell.) During those nine years of researching, he eventually winds up in the archives at Minas Tirith (aka the White City, the one with the very epic battle in the final movie).  Denethor begrudgingly gives Gandalf access to the scrolls and books, and that, my friends, is where Gandalf learns the world-changing truth in Isildore’s description of the Ring. 

When I watch the movie version, my librarian heart shares the thrill of research to see Gandalf in the archive, but my librarian heart also quavers because he is smoking his pipe in there. Smoking! Next to all the paper!!) 

Anyway, just think--proper Library Science could have saved Middle Earth!

How to Commemorate:

  • Visit a library 
  • Wear an extra ring
  • Stroke prized possessions, calling them "My Precious"


Friday, April 8, 2016

Lost Day

As a part of the mythology involved in the TV show Lost, a sequence of numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42) occurs in various episodes, most notably on Hurley's lottery ticket.  Today's date uses the first two numbers in the series.  Of course, it was a super big deal in 2015 at 16:23 in the afternoon.  But the numbers have lots more meaning, that I can't mention without spoilers.  So, just ...yay, Lost!


How to Commemorate:
  • Stay close to home (to avoid getting lost)
  • Get a bucket of chicken
  • For God's sake, buy a lottery ticket!


Thursday, April 7, 2016

Benjy Compson Watches Golf

In The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner, lovable Benjy Compson watches a game of golf on April 7, 1928.  He does some other things on this day too, but I'm honestly still very confused about the entire book.

How to commemorate:
  • Watch golf
  • Cry freely (Benjy does a lot of that)
  • If you cry freely while watching golf, you get bonus points.

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

First Contact Day

On April 5, 2063, Vulcans make first contact with humans near Bozman, Montana.  This encountered was triggered by the first warp flight, achieved by Zefram Cochran. 

For such a pivotal event, First Contact Day isn't discussed much in the Trek universe.  The movie Star Trek: First Contact and Voyager: Homestead (S7:E23) are almost the only references.  See Memory Alpha for more information.

How to Commemorate:
  • Give children the day off from school (as Captain Janeway observed it)
  • Drive really fast (because ...warp drive!)
  • Eat cheese pierogies (Cochran's favorite food)
  • Listen to rock and roll (Cochran's favorite music), preferably on a juke box
  • Say "Live long and prosper" as a casual salutation.




Monday, April 4, 2016

Winston Smith Starts Keeping a Diary

In 1984 by George Orwell, the action begins when the main character begins a diary on April 4, 1984.

How to Commemorate:
  • Start a diary.
  • Have conversations using Newspeak.
  • For God's sake, don't dust anything!  (Because it's a symbol, you know...)
Find various versions and editions of 1984 at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and libraries worldwide.