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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Don’t buy a blue car.

2016 was the official year that the father of Thursday Next gave her some advice (see our previous post), namely to stay away from Oxford, but he also gave a few other notes.

  • Never buy a blue car
  • Never buy a paddling pool
  • Stay away from oysters and circular saws.

He also very clearly warned against being near Oxford in June 2016. It’s 2017 now, but with the nature of time travel being inherently prone to risks… do you really want to chance it?

Works Cited.
The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde.